Warm Up Girl

The other day I was talking to my mother about my dating life. It is always a fun topic to talk with my mom about because I always get her perspective on the boys I go out with. The bonus is that her past dating experiences trickle into the conversation. It's good to know that my mom was a hot commodity in college.  

I was telling her about my track record-- because it's a pretty great one. Great for others, maybe not so much for me. So here is what it is:

Over the last year and a half I'd say about 85% or more of the guys I have even remotely "dated" have either

a) gotten a girlfriend
b) gotten a wife

                                  right after dating me.

While telling my mom this, she told me I was a "Warm Up Girl". Just warming all of the boys up for real, serious relationships. We decided I could make a VERY successful business out of this.

Are you sick of being single? 

Is the Provo push for marriage getting to you?

Does dating suck?

Well I have a solution for you!

I am the Warm Up Girl, and I am here to help!

With an 85% success rate, the next girl you start dating

after dating me will become your S.O. 
(to varying degrees).

Call for your a free trial/date! 

The Warm Up Girl
 Warming you up to meet the love of your life. 

Sounds pretty appealing to me. Maybe I'll look into that. Anyone interested?