hear on a first date.
But there is a chance you may hear some of these while living in Happy Valley.
1. I can feel your testimony when you smile.
2. I have anger management issues and I would punch holes in walls in my teens.
3. Waiter, could you split the check?
4. Now we're going to see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
5. I went through a legit gothic stage. I'd use black sharpie to color in my nails.
6. I was AP on my mission.
7. You're way more funny than my ex-boyfriend.
8. I have a missionary.
9. When is the last time you bore your testimony?
10. I really want to get married.
Number 8... remember how I managed to find the only boy on the Earth with a missionary? Remember how he told me on the first date... right after he kissed me? That was cool...
ReplyDeleteyeah... seriously sucks hard core my dear. Let's egg his car.
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