Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Happy Dating.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl. She lived in a white castle on top of a hill that overlooked a magical kingdom. She waited and waited for the day that her Prince Charming would come and whisk her off her feet. They would ride off on a valiant steed together into the sunset and live happily ever after.

Until then, she had to go on dates 
with all of these other guys.

The awkward date
The pity date
The man-it'd-be-nice-if-you-stopped-talking-about-yourself date
The please-don’t-tell-me-you-have-anger-management-issues date

The kiss-and-miss-on-the-door-step-scene date
The I-wish-you-missed date
The lets-talk-about-marriage-on-the-first-date date

 And the list goes on...

Living in the Provo/Orem area for over two years as a college student, my friends and I have had our fair share of the good, the bad and the dates that we can only NOW laugh at. It is about time these dates are permanently recorded, and that is one reason why I have created this blog (the other being I need a good grade in my Communications class). I will be sharing with you horrific dating stories that will make you laugh, cry and feel blessed you were not in my situation--but maybe a fly on the wall. Dating can be very stressful, confusing, lame, hard, etc. so I have taken the liberty of taking it more lightly and just laughing at some of the crazy situations I personally have found myself in. 
                                               I invite you to laugh along.

Now for some house keeping and maintenance:  

1. All of the posts are anonymous.
          Some boys would be horrified to know their dating techniques have been posted on the World Wide Web. For that reason, all names, locations, or details that could give away any personal information will be changed. 

2. These stories come from personal experience, and experience from my friends, roommates and family. So please don't assume I am a dating fiend. 

3. I may throw in some happy dating stories to throw you off. They happen too. 

4. I am not a sexist. 
           I do not think that it is only the boys making catastrophic mistakes on dates. But these stories are about boys because that is who I, and my friends, date. 

5. If you happen to be reading this and realize that YOU are the male that is being picked apart, thank you for acting the way you did so I can get a good grade in my class. Oh, and thanks for dinner. 

Well readers, here's how to lose a girl in 10 dates (but probably less if you go out with some of these hooligans)

Happy Dating. 


  1. Hahaha. Sound like it will be an entertaining blog to read!
    Can't wait to laugh and weep for you poor girls :P
    Bethany xo

  2. Wooooo! This will be especially fun since I am no longer in the dating scene. :)