Things you should never...

hear on a first date.

But there is a chance you may hear some of these while living in Happy Valley.

1. I can feel your testimony when you smile.
2. I have anger management issues and I would punch holes in walls in my teens.
3. Waiter, could you split the check?
4. Now we're going to see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 
5. I went through a legit gothic stage. I'd use black sharpie to color in my nails.
6. I was AP on my mission.
7. You're way more funny than my ex-boyfriend. 
8. I have a missionary. 
9. When is the last time you bore your testimony? 
10. I really want to get married.